Welcome To Texas

I didn't know if I should tell her she forgot to take out her rollers or if she was making a fashion statement....

This was last summer, but still-ridiculous.

Not my morning

WHY did Revlon think it would be a good idea to put their foundation in a glass bottle?  Seriously, retards.  So basically if you're clumsy and are prone to knocking things off counters, you're screwed.  THANKS A LOT.

TIP: Don't bend down and try and catch foundation mid-fall, it will break and splatter up into your hair.

FYI: Foundation does NOT come easily out of hair.  And even if you spot-wash it out with shampoo, your hair will be sticky and greasy the rest of the day. Awesome.

So after my $13 bottle of foundation breaks, I go to the cupboards to get paper towels, and cut my thumb on the wood and it starts bleeding, BUT...

I didn't notice I was bleeding until after I touched my white shirt and got blood on it.  It doesn't look like a lot, but it's bigger in real life and either way, it stains. 

Then as I'm rushing into the office I get a sharp pain in my foot and realize there's a piece of glass in my foot.  I pull it out and keep walking, ignoring the pain.  Once I get to the office I realize my foot is bleeding.

And to top it off, blood got on my new sandals from Urban.  

Someone buy me a present.

1 Good thing about Texas...

Jenna and Quinn (and Andrew) are just around the corner!  We miss the Giddings family so we're just gonna pretend Jenna is Cassie, we'll put a bow on Quinn and call him Violet...and Andrew and Josh are both socially awkward so it's a perfect fit!

Hizzair

Hallelujah, my hair has style again.

I realize this isn't the greatest photo, but trust me in real life I don't look this to' up.

Well maybe I do, but at least I'm not sitting still long enough to notice.